My New Cranberry Red Blazer
You don’t think Stan could just drop me into a real estate office with a blazer on and expect me to just have a job there, do you? I had to work at it!!!!
Clowns & Strip Clubs
Who would have thought that Haley moving out would bring me not one but two awesome adventures in a single day! After everything, I am going to need a long shower and a good night’s sleep!
Taking One or Two for the Family
A wife will do anything to help her family. Sometimes it is a burden, other times it is a joy, this time it was FANTASTIC!
Here Cums the Neighborhood
I decided to cheer up poor Mr. Tuttle and get to know some of the new neighbors. Of course, I had to save Stan from being arrested, but that was fun too!
So the last week has been pretty hectic. Stan ran for, won (with some help from yours truly), and resigned his post as Deacon of our church. And I am pretty sure I ruined someone’s life in the process, but that’s ok. That smug bitch and her family had it coming. But I had a lot of fun doing it!
Bullock Brings the Family Together
I am not sure if I should be pissed or not. I mean, I planned on fucking him at some point, but still, it’s the principle of the matter, ya know?
Distracting the FBI
It turns out Stan has been lying to the whole family for twenty years about his father, who it turns out is actually some kind of jewel thief! I really should have let the FBI take Stan away after lying like that but I’ll be damned if I have to get a job to support the kids.
Fran of Arabia – Part 1
Sure, getting us exiled to Saudi Arabia was partially my fault for not babysitting Stan, but I had things to do. Besides, who says Arabs are sexually repressed?