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Clowns & Strip Clubs
Entry# 3
Who would have thought that Haley moving out would bring me not one but two awesome adventures in a single day! After everything, I am going to need a long shower and a good night’s sleep!
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Taking One or Two for the Family
Entry# 5
A wife will do anything to help her family. Sometimes it is a burden, other times it is a joy, this time it was FANTASTIC!
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Here Cums the Neighborhood
Entry# 6
I decided to cheer up poor Mr. Tuttle and get to know some of the new neighbors. Of course, I had to save Stan from being arrested, but that was fun too!
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Stan’s Deconship
Entry# 7
So the last week has been pretty hectic. Stan ran for, won (with some help from yours truly), and resigned his post as Deacon of our church. And I am pretty sure I ruined someone’s life in the process, but that’s ok. That smug bitch and her family had it coming. But I had a lot of fun doing it!
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Distracting the FBI
Entry# 11
It turns out Stan has been lying to the whole family for twenty years about his father, who it turns out is actually some kind of jewel thief! I really should have let the FBI take Stan away after lying like that but I’ll be damned if I have to get a job to support the kids.
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Fran of Arabia – Part 1
Entry# 12
Sure, getting us exiled to Saudi Arabia was partially my fault for not babysitting Stan, but I had things to do. Besides, who says Arabs are sexually repressed?
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Fran of Arabia – Part 2
Entry# 13
Stan renounced our citizenship and brought home some bitch to be a more obedient wife. So, I thought I would show him with a song and dance of my own, but instead, I got a look at the Saudi legal system, and man do they know torture!
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