Drunk Francine


Entry# 4

After Stan screws with my memory, I’m pretty sure I was with a few dozen men (and kind of with Haley too?) But, I can’t remember all the damn details… so it doesn’t count. Right?

Stan’s Deconship

Entry# 7

So the last week has been pretty hectic. Stan ran for, won (with some help from yours truly), and resigned his post as Deacon of our church. And I am pretty sure I ruined someone’s life in the process, but that’s ok. That smug bitch and her family had it coming. But I had a lot of fun doing it!

Bullock Brings the Family Together

Entry# 8

I am not sure if I should be pissed or not. I mean, I planned on fucking him at some point, but still, it’s the principle of the matter, ya know?

Fran of Arabia – Part 1

Entry# 12

Sure, getting us exiled to Saudi Arabia was partially my fault for not babysitting Stan, but I had things to do. Besides, who says Arabs are sexually repressed?

American Dad S1E14

All Tied Up

Entry# 14

Stan faked a robbery to trick Haley into liking guns… but it turned out that I was the one who got the treat… or rather took it!