Who would have thought that Haley moving out would bring me not one but two awesome adventures in a single day! After everything, I am going to need a long shower and a good night’s sleep!
Sure, getting us exiled to Saudi Arabia was partially my fault for not babysitting Stan, but I had things to do. Besides, who says Arabs are sexually repressed?
Stan renounced our citizenship and brought home some bitch to be a more obedient wife. So, I thought I would show him with a song and dance of my own, but instead, I got a look at the Saudi legal system, and man do they know torture!