Distracting the FBI
Posted by Francine Smith on Dec 30th, 2019 in Diary
It turns out Stan has been lying to the whole family for twenty years about his father, who it turns out is actually some kind of jewel thief! I really should have let the FBI take Stan away after lying like that but I’ll be damned if I have to get a job to support the kids.
Posted by Francine Smith on Jun 22nd, 2020 in Diary
It’s been one hell of a week. While everyone was focused on Steve and his new writing career I saved Stan from jail, helped Steve’s grades, and most importantly, saved my beautiful blonde hair.