‘What. The hell. Was that?” came an accusatory german voice.
Oh, fuck me. Klaus…
“Umm, nothing. Just walking the policeman out.”
“I heard you two up there! How could you!”
“Look, Klaus, you don’t-”
“How could you do something so tawdry and not invite me to watch! Hehehe you little Schlampe Hausfrau!”
“I- what?”
“Look, I’m a fish and German. I get it. Stan is a douche. I won’t say anything to the family as long as you make sure mien bowl is in the room with you.”
“Uhh, ok… fine. But if you say one word you are going right into the blender!”
“Deal, so who’s next?”
“Not now Klaus, I need to clean up…” My vag could only hold onto this load of cum for so long…
“No! I had to sit down here and listen to that so I want to see something now!”
I felt a small trickle of cum seep out and down my thigh. “Oh, I have an idea!” I grabbed his bowl, took him into the kitchen, and set him on the island. “Stay here.”
I have no idea how a fish moves around the house so much but he does…
I popped out the kitchen door back to the party and practically ran up to Linda and Bob. I could still hear Stan interrogating himself loudly in the shed.
“Ok you, ” I exclaimed to the party as I grabbed Linda by the hand, “It’s time for your interrogation Terrorist!” Everyone at the party applauded the show thinking it was all part of the whole detention center theme. I gave Bob a wink that I hoped told him that he would get his another time and dragged Linda into the kitchen.
“Francine I-”
I hopped up on the Kitchen table, dragging Linda to stand in front of me, Klaus in his bowl behind her. “Shhhhh, I need a clean up before I go back to Stan.” I smiled and gave her a quick kiss before I pushed down on her shoulders till she was seated in the chair right in front of me. I hiked up my legs on either side of her, spreading myself wide. The cop’s thick cum started to trickle out of me.
Linda did not need any convincing whatsoever.
She dove in like she had been dreaming of going down on me since the moment she first laid eyes on me. I know I dreamt about it!
She licked every drop of cum she could get out of me and when her tongue could get her nothing more she used her fingers to clean out the rest right into her mouth. I ran my fingers through her thick brown hair as she happily licked me out, I let her eat for a good long while so she could enjoy the taste of just me without any cum.
She wasn’t very good at it. Probably a beginner. But she was enthusiastic, which counts for a lot ya know?
I didn’t want the party guests to get suspicious, or Bob to get too jealous, so I eventually eased away from Linda’s eager tongue. Men are cute when they are a little jealous, but push them too far and you have a bad situation on your hands. Plus, I would feel like a shitheel.
“Come on, I think Bob misses you and I need to make sure Stan doesn’t really hurt himself.”
It was sooooo cute, she seemed so crestfallen that I had made her stop eating me. I bet she would have done it happily for hours!
I walked her outside, noticed on my way out that Klaus had passed out in his bowl, and took her back to Bob. He seemed really upset, that is until she threw her arms around him and gave him the deepest, wettest kiss. He must have enjoyed the taste of me on her because he picked her up in his arms and left the party with her, they were still sharing my taste all the way out.
I'd really love to hear about what you thought of my adventures this week!
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