Clowns & Strip Clubs
Entry# 3
Who would have thought that Haley moving out would bring me not one but two awesome adventures in a single day! After everything, I am going to need a long shower and a good night’s sleep!
Mindfuck’ed
Entry# 4
After Stan screws with my memory, I’m pretty sure I was with a few dozen men (and kind of with Haley too?) But, I can’t remember all the damn details… so it doesn’t count. Right?
Stan’s Deconship
Entry# 7
So the last week has been pretty hectic. Stan ran for, won (with some help from yours truly), and resigned his post as Deacon of our church. And I am pretty sure I ruined someone’s life in the process, but that’s ok. That smug bitch and her family had it coming. But I had a lot of fun doing it!
Fran of Arabia – Part 1
Entry# 12
Sure, getting us exiled to Saudi Arabia was partially my fault for not babysitting Stan, but I had things to do. Besides, who says Arabs are sexually repressed?
Fran of Arabia – Part 2
Entry# 13
Stan renounced our citizenship and brought home some bitch to be a more obedient wife. So, I thought I would show him with a song and dance of my own, but instead, I got a look at the Saudi legal system, and man do they know torture!