Prime Time
Entry# 9
This week, Stan went crazy… sigh… again. This time he went to war against smut on TV, and we ended up nearly destroying a local station with..well more smut. But I love a good bit of exhibition!
Locker Room Access
Entry# 10
Oh what an amazing day! Stan wanted some bonding time with Steve, which is always a rare treat. So when Stan had trouble getting a special surprise setup for a baseball trip to see the Yankees play the Orioles I knew I had to do something to help!
Distracting the FBI
Entry# 11
It turns out Stan has been lying to the whole family for twenty years about his father, who it turns out is actually some kind of jewel thief! I really should have let the FBI take Stan away after lying like that but I’ll be damned if I have to get a job to support the kids.
Fran of Arabia – Part 1
Entry# 12
Sure, getting us exiled to Saudi Arabia was partially my fault for not babysitting Stan, but I had things to do. Besides, who says Arabs are sexually repressed?
Fran of Arabia – Part 2
Entry# 13
Stan renounced our citizenship and brought home some bitch to be a more obedient wife. So, I thought I would show him with a song and dance of my own, but instead, I got a look at the Saudi legal system, and man do they know torture!
All Tied Up
Entry# 14
Stan faked a robbery to trick Haley into liking guns… but it turned out that I was the one who got the treat… or rather took it!
Extra Credit
Entry# 15
It’s been one hell of a week. While everyone was focused on Steve and his new writing career I saved Stan from jail, helped Steve’s grades, and most importantly, saved my beautiful blonde hair.