Bullock Brings the Family Together

Entry# 8

I am not sure if I should be pissed or not. I mean, I planned on fucking him at some point, but still, it’s the principle of the matter, ya know?

Prime Time

Entry# 9

This week, Stan went crazy… sigh… again. This time he went to war against smut on TV, and we ended up nearly destroying a local station with..well more smut. But I love a good bit of exhibition!

Locker Room Access

Entry# 10

Oh what an amazing day! Stan wanted some bonding time with Steve, which is always a rare treat. So when Stan had trouble getting a special surprise setup for a baseball trip to see the Yankees play the Orioles I knew I had to do something to help!

Franny and the FBI guys S1E11

Distracting the FBI

Entry# 11

It turns out Stan has been lying to the whole family for twenty years about his father, who it turns out is actually some kind of jewel thief! I really should have let the FBI take Stan away after lying like that but I’ll be damned if I have to get a job to support the kids.

Fran of Arabia – Part 1

Entry# 12

Sure, getting us exiled to Saudi Arabia was partially my fault for not babysitting Stan, but I had things to do. Besides, who says Arabs are sexually repressed?

Fran of Arabia – Part 2

Entry# 13

Stan renounced our citizenship and brought home some bitch to be a more obedient wife. So, I thought I would show him with a song and dance of my own, but instead, I got a look at the Saudi legal system, and man do they know torture!

American Dad S1E14

All Tied Up

Entry# 14

Stan faked a robbery to trick Haley into liking guns… but it turned out that I was the one who got the treat… or rather took it!


Extra Credit

Entry# 15

It’s been one hell of a week. While everyone was focused on Steve and his new writing career I saved Stan from jail, helped Steve’s grades, and most importantly, saved my beautiful blonde hair.