My New Diary!!
So it finally happened. I knew it would, after all these years of being loyal to Stan I just.. I just had to do it.
Mr. Swat Guy
This whole adventure started right around the time Steve had his breakdown and barricaded up his school because of a girl, little did I know that a tiny jump into naughtiness a few days earlier would turn that day into something amazing!
My New Cranberry Red Blazer
You don’t think Stan could just drop me into a real estate office with a blazer on and expect me to just have a job there, do you? I had to work at it!!!!
Clowns & Strip Clubs
Who would have thought that Haley moving out would bring me not one but two awesome adventures in a single day! After everything, I am going to need a long shower and a good night’s sleep!
After Stan screws with my memory, I’m pretty sure I was with a few dozen men (and kind of with Haley too?) But, I can’t remember all the damn details… so it doesn’t count. Right?
Taking One or Two for the Family
A wife will do anything to help her family. Sometimes it is a burden, other times it is a joy, this time it was FANTASTIC!
Here Cums the Neighborhood
I decided to cheer up poor Mr. Tuttle and get to know some of the new neighbors. Of course, I had to save Stan from being arrested, but that was fun too!
So the last week has been pretty hectic. Stan ran for, won (with some help from yours truly), and resigned his post as Deacon of our church. And I am pretty sure I ruined someone’s life in the process, but that’s ok. That smug bitch and her family had it coming. But I had a lot of fun doing it!